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They only lack the light to show the way. Jor-El: They can be a great people if they wish to be. ( Superman Returns trailer audio plays as NC walks towards his desk)
#MAN OF STEEL A PIT OF SKULLS MUSIC MOVIE#
( NC enters the room, while random comments from people who loved or hated Man of Steel float across the screen, such as "Man of Steel is the BEST MOVIE EVAH!", "Man of Steel was the Worst Movie Ever Made!", "This movie rocked the shit out of my nads!!!!!!!", "This movie has RUINED Superman!", etc.) Superman/Batman: Oh, fuck you, Zack Snyder! ( both walk off screen) (NOTE: The film's release date had since been moved to March 2016.) ( points at Superman) You're sick.Īdvertiser: ( played by Malcolm Ray) Coming Summer 2015* ( both Batman and Superman pose), The Batman Superman Movie Two of the Most Polar Opposite Superheroes Coming Together at Last! ( Batman and Superman realize just how wrong that tagline is) dude, I didn't even kill the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend!īatman. Superman: What? He was gonna-he was gonna kill some random people I didn't know!īatman. Superman: I do whatever I can way more than the Batman will! / To save the day, I'll do whatever I can! / I've even KILLED A MAN! ( picture of new General Zod) Superman: No, I'm Superman! I'm the friggin' man of steel! Superman: I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most of the time.īatman: You mean like mine? ( points at Rachel played by Rachel Tietz) Listen up, twerp, you can't be who I am / You're a speedy pretty boy and I'm the FRIGGIN' BATMAN! / The dark brooding loner is my thing, you see? / And Zack Snyder sure ain't gonna take that from me! / I am Batman! Better than the man of steel! / You should know who I am, I'm the OG real deal / I'm the most unique superhero that the world's ever seen! / So don't steal my thing! Superman: I try to save people, but under my protection, the civilian death toll has tripled.īatman: ( standing in ruined Gotham) Oops.īatman: No, you're not, you're an emo hunk every woman wants to sleep with. Superman: I reflect when I'm in my giant, dark, empty fortress.īatman: Sounds familiar.
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Superman: I've stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred yet responsibly stronger. Superman: I'm mentally depressed and psychologically tortured Superman: I'm Superman! I'm the freaking man of steel! / No one can do what I can, I am the real deal / I'm the most unique superhero that the world has ever seen Superman: I have a wise father figure who isn't my father at all.īatman: Suck my balls. with a long flowing cape tooīatman: I think we shop at the same store. Superman: I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is. Superman: If you ask me my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed.
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Superman: My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches of how important and unique I am. Superman: I traveled the world as a bearded outcast to discover who I am.
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But, through the inspiring words of my father, I'll become a symbol, an icon, / a savior to restore hope to those who have none. Superman: I lost my parents in childhood, grew up a loner no one understood, / and spent years brooding as an aimless drifter. (songs starts gentle and sad, and lyrics show below) The opening is Superman (Rob Scallon) and Batman ( Doug Walker) singing a song called "Superman is Batman"